Shaxx
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October 14th, 2018, 2:35 pm
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Bobmud (Guest), October 14th, 2018, 2:41 pm
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Textualfish, October 14th, 2018, 7:29 pm
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@lazesummerstone: My suspicions were confirmed.The world as we know it will now start collapsing into chaos.
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HonorBoundFate, October 14th, 2018, 7:41 pm
Khajiits got your back guardian
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ArtisticGamer (Guest), October 15th, 2018, 10:41 pm
Skyrim, Kahjit bros forever.
@HonorBoundFate: If anyone sneaks up on us, I'll smell them coming. Or, maybe not. We will see.
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 14th, 2018, 8:15 pm
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lazesummerstone, October 16th, 2018, 1:04 pm
@Guest: It's from the early Destiny Concepts. The Tigerman was supposed to be a whole race that you could choose to be.
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lazesummerstone, October 16th, 2018, 1:06 pm
@Guest: But that's also why in Destiny there's a lot of Tiger shaders, halloween tiger masks and lore about seeing a Tiger man in a Vex construct.
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PotatoPrime (Guest), October 15th, 2018, 6:42 pm
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SentryBeat, October 16th, 2018, 1:38 pm
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lazesummerstone, October 16th, 2018, 3:47 pm
@SentryBeat: I dunno if bungie has anything to do with Elderscrolls.
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Crazy Meta (Guest), November 4th, 2018, 5:51 pm
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Wildcard (Guest), October 16th, 2018, 7:15 pm
What about elf’s?
Have there ever been elf’s and/or elf like creatures in destiny?
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lazesummerstone, October 16th, 2018, 8:21 pm
@Wildcard: I think the Awoken are basically space-elves!
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 16th, 2018, 7:54 pm
Are humans pretty much nords?
@lazesummerstone did you ever have that one conspiracy that Skyrim is the future or past of fallout?
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lazesummerstone, October 16th, 2018, 8:37 pm
@Wildcard: I thought it was that Skyrim was part of the Mass effect universe?
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Textualfish, October 16th, 2018, 8:39 pm
Hey wat.
John’s going through some pretty rough times right now, and I was thinking about going somewhere with him. I don’t know where... but not here.Just for tomorrow night.
Wanna come with? We’ll all hash out the plans and explain later. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on and honestly, i’ve nevee seen him like this before. I just want to be there, y’know?
But anyway, call me. K?
Idk
I did some research just nowAnd Skyrim is about 2500 years ahead or behind fallout and/or mass effect
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Textualfish, October 16th, 2018, 8:53 pm
And actually...
What do you guys think about me doing these story threads? It’s just that I don’t know if you think it’s annoying or spam-y, or if you actually like them. If you would like me to stop doing these stories, just ask. I don’t want people to not like them and just keep seeing it over and over again you know? I don’t want to make people unhappy because of some kid they’ll probably never meet.Sorry for not asking sooner,
-Fish
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lazesummerstone, October 17th, 2018, 2:14 am
@Textualfish: I just wonder if they'll be lost on a message board for a random destiny comic!
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 6:42 am
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 6:56 am
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Textualfish, October 17th, 2018, 8:33 am
No
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Arcstrider Exo: But I think there is a Shaxx mask
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 10:41 am
Collections
@Arcstrider Exo: If you go into the collections in game there is a section which shows all festival of the lost masks available. You can only get Uldren's mask if you complete all of the events triumphs:(
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 7:07 pm
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@CAMMAX008: I honestly would've expected Bungie to make a Cayde mask... or give him a nice little grave...
It makes sense
@lazesummerstone I think you may be onto something, it would explain why we haven't seen him without his mask on and his armour shader appears to be a tiger colour scheme. Also, I don't see why bungie would just throw away the idea of the tiger man completely and he yells "You fight like an animal!"- maybe he is comparing you to himself?
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SentryBeat, October 17th, 2018, 4:03 pm
@CAMMAX008: and in more ways than one!
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Textualfish, October 17th, 2018, 5:04 pm
VRRRT... VRRRT
Hey! So uh... still haven’t decided where we’re going to go. I want to ask him but I’m trying to keep it a surprise so got any ideas? I was thinking somewhere without alcohol this time- realized it was a bad idea. The night itself was fun but *sheeoo* the next morning sucked.But uh... if you have any ideas, just call me back. Bye.
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Textualfish, October 17th, 2018, 5:07 pm
Ps
Thanks for the feedback with these posts. I didn’t know if I was doing too many of these. I’ve been trying to keep them shorter so it doesn’t take up the entire comment section like a spam thread. (which was my primary concern)
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guy (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 7:53 pm
how does Shaxx drink coffee?
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 7:54 pm
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Heneedssomemilk (Guest), October 25th, 2018, 1:34 pm
Arcstrider Exo: magic. Drinking will having a helmet on is shaxx hobby ( screaming wildly is another hobby )
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 17th, 2018, 7:53 pm
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I think I accidentally glitched Gambit... Me and a teammate both jumped through the invasion portal at the same time and we both were able to go through...(I also now understand why so many people are annoyed at the Sleeper Stimulant...)
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lazesummerstone, October 17th, 2018, 9:05 pm
@Arcstrider Exo: whoa that's pretty cool! (but hah I feel sorry for the other team!)
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 18th, 2018, 6:07 am
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snori (Guest), October 18th, 2018, 1:34 am
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guy (Guest), October 18th, 2018, 12:16 pm
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lazesummerstone, October 18th, 2018, 12:33 pm
@guy: Yeah even Saladin comes around for IB but he never mentions it.
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Nic (Guest), October 19th, 2018, 5:53 am
Hi
Hi lazysummerstone I’ve been reading your comics and there so good I hope I can I draw as good as you some time in the future :D
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 19th, 2018, 12:43 pm
me too
This has been what I have wanted from myself thanks for inspiring me
FotL masks
I wondered how they made the festival of the lost masks (the paper download ones) so i found out how it was done and decided to give it a go myself. I turned a mask i found on the google sketchup warehouse into a watermelon exo mask and put it into the pepakura designer, but couldn't save it without paying. I wasn't going to print it anyway, but if anyone would like to put the stl file into pepakura, then print and try to make it, anyone is free to. (unless lazesummerstone doesn't want this to be given out, in which case i will remove the file so nobody can access it anymore).(idk if it will work that well though and it's not the best mask ever because i'm not that skilled at sketchup)
TL;DR:
i made a watermelon exo mask in sketchup, anyone who wants to is free to try to print and make it.
Here's the link for the mask (you'll need the stl file to print it from pepakura):
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1WbjsDzuRFCGeHunbsM4Uw6E-OIB9VRP4
Here's the link for pepakura:
https://tamasoft.co.jp/pepakura-en/
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Textualfish, October 19th, 2018, 10:02 pm
Oh boy l(
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Ltv_YB_0sxylviaxPiAbs-oLJYmUmGE77PotiFYh8kHe’s always doing random things like this.
(John. Should’ve probably specified)
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 31st, 2018, 8:40 pm
I know this is from awhile back...
@Textualfish: the doc says "access denied" when I try to open it?
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Textualfish, October 19th, 2018, 10:10 pm
So...
I decided sometimes you just don’t need to go anywhere. I went over to John’s place and we just... talked. Sat on his couch for three hours having a conversation. Let him vent and drain. Apparently his girlfriend was so damn nice because she already had a husband. He found out and ended it there. It’s a shame. He really liked her: loved her even. They had been friends for a while before, and it’s not easy keeping a marriage a secret, especially for as long as he knew her. He finally gets the courage to ask and she says yes.Then a few days later he finds her to ask her on a second date and sees her walking with another man, both wearing a matching ring.
He’s hurt. And just after Cayde. He’d been friends with Cayde before he became apart of the vanguard, but that’s a story for another time. Point is he was already down, and this woman had the audacity to pull this sort of thing. It’s despicable.
Sorry...
Went off on a tangent there. It’s just... euggghhh.
Anyway, we talked about guns; strange encounters we’ve had over the years- anything that came to mind really. We’ve decided to postpone the trip for now. May rethink where we want to go. I’m trying to do everything to keep his mind off the past week. Might see if Zavala has anything for us to do, despite him being Zavala.
If you want to learn how to shoot, just ask- for self defense or what not. I’ll take you out to a range any day. I’ll bring John too- he’s the best marksman I’ve ever seen. Shot a watermelon fr-
Uh...
Shot a pineapple from a mile away. I don’t know the exact distance, but it was about that. His hands are dead steady. Caries a sniper and a sidearm- always. He doesn’t need a heavy weapon. He sits back and snipes while I run in with my hand cannon and sins of the past, fist of havoc ready. Shewww, some nice moves we’ve done. Pissed a lot of people off. You can come see our shenanigans if you do a strike or something. Once...
I’m going off again, aren’t I? I’ll leave before I do.
C’ya wat.
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Engram (Guest), October 21st, 2018, 11:25 am
Choccogram
I made a paper Engram just like at the tower and filled it with choccolate lolEdit - I’m hungry, the choccolate is calling me
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Textualfish, October 22nd, 2018, 3:21 am
Ugh.
It’s 3:15 am and now is when I start having deep thoughts. Please help.I woke up, downed a gallon of water, and now I can’t go back to sleep. I have nothing to do but sit... and think. Maybe I’ll write something. That’s usually do in this scenario
Why am I telling you this?
Edit: Sorry. I don’t have anyone to talk to.
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Textualfish, October 22nd, 2018, 6:54 am
Mem. File: 109827662
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Description: I had a hard time deciding whether I should delete the memory or not, but Owen seemed… desperate. I haven’t seen him like that in a long time. Long story short, he went over to John’s again and had another discussion, but this one lasted much longer than last time. They went well into the night talking about when they met- it was a few weeks after the Red War started. And I guess thinking back to those days and what Owen was going through is what helped me decide if I should delete this. I know future me will most likely want to know exactly what happened, but trust me. You don’t.
Your personal translator.
@Textualfish: For anyone who doesn't know what all the one's and zero's translate into... I've come to your rescue!It translates to:
"You know, it just... it hurts to think about that you know? Maybe you should consider deleting it. For me. Please?"
(Yes this is correct... And I enjoy reading the short fragments of an entire story you've been making. Keep it up!!)
(P.S. I am LOVING. The letter format.)
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 22nd, 2018, 9:17 am
I hate Variks now
Variks was responsible for the Prison of Elders being opened thus he is responsable for caydes death
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Textualfish, October 22nd, 2018, 8:47 pm
I mean...
@A Bored I.T. Guy: I guess. To be honest, I just see spider as a better version of Variks. Variks 2.0 if you will ;)
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guy (Guest), October 24th, 2018, 5:41 pm
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 24th, 2018, 12:07 pm
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 24th, 2018, 12:08 pm
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Textualfish, October 25th, 2018, 8:26 am
So uh...
Destiney 3 amitite?
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guy (Guest), October 31st, 2018, 5:10 pm
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 25th, 2018, 5:18 pm
SIGH!
...
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Ari (Guest), October 25th, 2018, 5:19 pm
did this work
heya
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Textualfish, October 26th, 2018, 10:05 pm
Yep.
@Ari: It worked.
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 29th, 2018, 9:06 am
This is a good online community
When I come online here there really isn't any negativity and its really good. People can just say their opinions without people screaming at them
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Textualfish, October 29th, 2018, 6:21 pm
Yeah.
@A Bored I.T. Guy: this is the best webcomic comment section I’ve been to. That’s why I keep coming back even when there isn’t a notification for anything new. You guys are great!
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Textualfish, October 29th, 2018, 6:27 pm
And about the stories
Here’s an update on these comment mini series I’ve been doing. The next one is really long, and really dark so I’m not going to post it in the comments. I’m going to make a google doc for anyone who wants to read it and share the link in comments. It’s basically how the main guy (Oliver I think) met John (during the Red War.) It’s going to be dark, and it’s going to deal with serious topics such as depression and suicide, along with EXOstencialism ;) and moral dilemmas. It’s getting all of my thoughts out and spilling it out as Oliver’s baggage. It might not be the magnum opus of writing, but it’s me sprawled out on a piece of cybernetic paper. Usually I do a 20 minute writing project and post it on here, but this one has taken a few days and lots of bus rides to and from band competitions to write. I’m still just jotting things down, and then I’ll need to edit it, but it’ll be posted soon. And sorry for the long update for the people who don’t care. :l
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 29th, 2018, 8:17 pm
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 30th, 2018, 12:20 pm
COOL!
I really want to read it
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), October 30th, 2018, 1:02 pm
What?
Why would anyone not care
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 31st, 2018, 5:41 pm
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lazesummerstone, October 31st, 2018, 6:58 pm
@Arcstrider Exo: Yep hope y'all ate your fill of candy!
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), October 31st, 2018, 8:39 pm
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), November 1st, 2018, 7:17 am
Happy Halloween
I had a great halloween and I hope everyone else had a great halloween. I was stuffed with candy and made a great scorn/ace pumpkin. cant wait for next year.
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), November 1st, 2018, 7:19 am
Mosscreek
I just finished reading mosscreek divide. All I have to say is 3 words. It, Is, AMAZING!please continue with it
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Weird pot of mint like substance (Guest), November 1st, 2018, 12:00 pm
What do you do with the small gifts?
The things that apparently smell like mint.And I got a load of stuff for Halloween, almost a full bag!
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Textualfish, November 1st, 2018, 4:09 pm
Hey!
@Weird pot of mint like substance: Give it to the cat in the dreaming city... I think.
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Intrigued mint pot (Guest), November 3rd, 2018, 1:19 pm
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Textualfish, November 5th, 2018, 6:54 am
Teaser
I went down the block and found a small cafe that used to be there. Didn’t have much, but they had some canned beans and corn. I dropped a few waters and stuffed the food into my bag. As I stepped outside and into the next building, I heard a single crack of a gun ring through the air. Then more. Then a brigade of cracks and booms, then just… silence. I don’t remember much after that. I don’t remember dropping the bag and hauling ass down the road as more shots were fired. I don’t remember crossing the entirety of 3 streets and seeing John hiding behind a corner with his sidearm ready, or remember seeing the brick of the corner of the wall being shot to dust. I don’t remember pulling out the revolver and firing. I don’t remember killing every last one of the aggressors, or remember how many of them there were.I don’t remember that there were a lot of them. I don’t remember that they never stopped coming.
I didn’t remember killing all of them. I don’t ever remember John joining in.
I don’t remember me putting the rest of the bullets I had into the last one’s head. I don’t remember being tackled down by one of them I didn’t see, or remember stabbing him, or remember how I kept stabbing him. I just remember when John pulled me off of him, and I saw what I did. He stood me up and we stood there, staring at each other, pondering horrible possibilities. We just sat there and kept staring at each other because we were afraid of what we’d see if we looked around.
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), November 5th, 2018, 4:57 pm
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Textualfish, November 5th, 2018, 6:55 am
;)
I wrote another teaser, then I reread it and decided it was stupid and deleted it. Hope you enjoy the excerpt!
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HomieOwl (Guest), November 9th, 2018, 9:04 pm
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Cheese (Guest), November 10th, 2018, 12:20 pm
Hi
Just wondering if anyone will help me with a raid on PS4 (I’m 598 light)
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Textualfish, November 14th, 2018, 9:46 pm
IT’S FINALLY DONE!
Part one at least. Might be one more part, might be 2. WARNING. It deals with existentialism, suicide, PTSD, and depression, and contains harsh language. If you may get offended by any of these things, please do not read this.Now all I gotta do is figure out how to post it. I may edit it a bit- make it a bit more... readable. But the first part of the story is finished.
But for now, I’m going to sleep. I’ve got a long day tomorrow. C’ya
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), November 15th, 2018, 6:35 am
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), November 15th, 2018, 2:27 pm
Great!
@Texualfishgreat I have really been looking forward to you releasing this. Thank you for writing it. Wear your seatbelt.
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Textualfish, November 15th, 2018, 7:03 pm
DONE!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10GGWDvriuwn83BYfe4phbOq11FxVDZ_4pgZO_38wZ-4It’s all of the previous segments of the story combined. The new one is towards the bottom. (See Mem. File:109828972) Enjoy!
I’ll start writing part 2 soon.
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), November 16th, 2018, 6:15 am
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), November 16th, 2018, 6:32 am
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Textualfish, November 16th, 2018, 12:31 pm
:)
@Arcstrider Exo: thanks!
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), November 16th, 2018, 1:32 pm
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Heneedssomemilk (Guest), November 17th, 2018, 3:54 am
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♠️Arcstrider Exo♠️ (Guest), November 17th, 2018, 7:28 am
Nope
@Heneedssomemilk : Not yet, though I plan to get it this weekend :)I'll let you know when I do :P
Yup
@Heneedssomemilk : 'tis a thing of beauty, ne'er have mine eyes seen such beautiful lethality; such relentless style.Y'know, except in D1.
(I have no idea why but I just felt like writing that way)
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lazesummerstone, November 17th, 2018, 11:54 pm
@CAMMAX008: Seems fitting though!
@lazesummerstone: I find your lack of confusion quite disturbing.
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lazesummerstone, November 17th, 2018, 11:54 pm
@Heneedssomemilk : Yep finally got it!
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), November 19th, 2018, 10:00 am
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Ari (Guest), November 20th, 2018, 10:24 am
Update
I don't mean to be rude but when will the next update of this comic come out?again I apologise
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A Bored I.T. Guy (Guest), November 20th, 2018, 10:25 am
question
how do you stop being a guest?
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lazesummerstone, November 20th, 2018, 12:24 pm
@A Bored I.T. Guy: Hmm... I actually don't know why you have that. Are you actually typing you r name each time?
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lazesummerstone, November 20th, 2018, 12:32 pm
@A Bored I.T. Guy: But the "guest" status might be if you don't have a SmackJeeves account.
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lazesummerstone, October 14th, 2018, 2:39 pm
happy halloween
I think the real reason "the helmet stayed on", the reason he drinks coffee and recites the tempest without taking off his helmet is that Shaxx is actually.... the infamous tigerman. That is my conspiracy theory.